A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. They sit down, and the man orders two pints - one for him, and one for the giraffe.
The barman says, "Oi! Surely that isn't wise."
The man says, "What?"
He replies, "Giving that animal a pint!"
The man says, "Oh it's fine. He can handle his drink. Two more pints, please."
They drink and drink all evening. At closing time, the man is very tipsy, but the giraffe is wasted, and falls off his bar stool.
The man gets up to leave, and the barman calls after him, "Excuse me! You can't leave that lying around here!"
The man replies, "It's a giraffe, not a fucking lion!"
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