Hello everyone!
I'm sure you're all extremely intrigued about the blog title. And don't you worry - it's a good 'un.
We were walking to get our bus yesterday morning in preparation for another full day of flyering and we walked past the field with the two highland cows in. We decided to be all touristy and get our picture taken with the cows. If you've not seen a highland cow before, I'll put a picture on my blog - they're gorgeous!
Anyway, we were standing there, posing for our photos, and a cow bent down, stuck its head through the fence, and licked ALL THE WAY up Llody's leg. It was the best moment of my life, and we were hit by a stroke of luck because I caught it on camera!! Excellent. I'll upload some Edinburgh photos up on to the blog soon.
So then we got into Edinburgh, and again went flyering on the mile. We were so hyper, that it seemed that we were physically - and mentally - unable to sell the show, so were screaming things like, 'PERFECT SHREDDER TESTER!', and 'EXCELLENT FREE BIN LINER!'
We decided to go and see a show on at C Venues called 'Sordid Lives' - it's set in Texas and centres around the death of an elderly lady who's had a sexual encounter with a young woman's husband. Sort of like a tacky Eastenders. Long story short, it was horrific - the tech was awful, for one thing. The best thing in it was a drag queen miming to Tammy Wynette, which says something, I feel.
Off we trotted to Pizza Hut. We had a lovely tea. Our other techie, Jizz, walked in on an old Chinese lady having a wee. Much laughter.
Then on with the show! We had an even BIGGER audience, and it went incredibly well. It was a huge comfort to see our tutor in the audience too - I think that gave us the support we needed. Not only that, but the Young Dads came to watch! They are the most beautiful people I think I've ever seen.
To complete a great day, we played Jenga over a couple of ciders, and fell asleep.
Keep reading, and thanks for the support!
Love you
Toodles xx
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