Lesbianism is going well.
Was approached by man in gym. Said I looked like I worked very hard. Was very red and sweaty so had to agree, as am currently size of cow. Asked if I'd like to go for a drink some time. Politely declined - if man was asking me on date had to be either blind or stupid - do not want to be responsible for a man with either quality.
Went out on Wednesday night as was Mr. Pricklepants' birthday. Went to a gay club - fab night, but was approached by no lesbians, therefore rendering me unable to fulfil my project requirements. Then Man Child the Sex God asked me today at work how my night out was and if I was fully fledged lesbian yet. Said no, and told him it was none of his business. He laughed and said he was glad. Weird moment again.
Being lezzer very hard.
EEB and I still in touch. Says he is very busy and is why I never hear from him. Very confused as at one point could barely use phone as was constantly ringing me. Think it is very obvious to others and not so obvious to me. Help and answers on a postcard please.
In other news, am no longer on a cake-only diet. Have joined SAINSBURYS DIETS! Am expanding rapidly so have taken drastic measures to lower size of arse.
... Although fell of dietry wagon on Wednesday with 27 double vodkas followed by a Thursday morning hangover fry up. Did not regret a bite. Also had a pick and mix. Literally cannot stay away from sugar.
Love you
Toodles xx
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