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Saturday, 9 October 2010

My lesbian awakening

Bonsoir.

Yes, you read this correctly. With regards to my previous man-hating blog, I have decided that I simply cannot cope with their ways any longer. After having a brief fling (there was certainly a great deal of 'flinging') with an 18 year old waiter, I realised that I am still oh so alone and hung up on EEB, and something MUST. BE. DONE.
Obviously, my only decision is to become a lesbian.
We now commence the stage in my life where I document my lesbian exploits and such. I doubt I will have such lesbian experiences that are found in pornography materials, but nonetheless, I must venture on in my quest for happiness and fulfilment.

Stay tuned, readers. I am determined to stick this one out - maybe I shall find the love of my life on my travels (be it male, female... or Mr. Pricklepants.)

Love you
Toodles xx

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