LONDON.

Bonjour!

Well we made it! The Ace Gang are officially Londoners! After so much bloody effort, arguments, tears and Ugly Ginger spearing herself on barbed wire fences, we FINALLY moved.
As we speak, Ugly Ginger, Mr Pricklepants and myself are sitting in our London kitchen, discussing who Mr P would fancy if he could pick one of us (I secretly hope he says me, if only for my ego. Not for sexual reasons.) and Ugly Ginger is cooking us lasagne, like a good little housewife.
I must say we are all feeling slightly tender today - last night was our housewarming gathering, where I consumed a bottle and a half of wine, before trekking out in search of another bottle at the off license. I shall recommend a drinking game to you all - there are no real rules as such, just get very pissed and point and laugh at the knobheads in your group of friends (Ugly Ginger). It is called the Kitchen Utensil Game. One group member must whisper to the member on his left a kitchen utensil. The second member must then BE the utensil and the rest of the group must guess what it is. All was fun and games, until Petit Filous Bear had to be a sodastream - cue her slapping her head and then her arse, before collapsing into giggles. Not so accurate, then.
So far, we are enjoying London thoroughly. We have been to such places like Covent Garden, Harrods and Oxford Street. Mr Pricklepants and I wandered round Armani and such, exclaiming that they must have a sale on due to the items being so cheap. Londoners do not like us very much.
I also tried sushi for the first time and I must say I was impressed. I will be seeking out raw fish at every angle.
Other things of note:

1) PFB and I took a zumba class. For those who are unfamiliar, is a class with lots of black ladies salsa dancing and shaking their "booties" Beyonce style. PFB and I at back of class looking like two whitest girls in universe.

2) Ugly Ginger on tube. Is a wonder in itself. Hangs on to overhead railings with both hands like an ape.

3) High Horse's incessant baking. I am on diet yet being tempted with cakes, biscuits and other goodies at every angle. Finding it hard to resist so not bothering and eating them.

4) Mr Pricklepants is still listening to musicals at full blast, but has now introduced Rihanna into the equation. Have caught him several times dancing on Ugly Ginger's pole to Rihanna music. Think he may be cross dresser/secret pole dancer in evenings.

5) Ugly Ginger cocooning self in blanket due to cold temperatures. Wrapped very tightly she attempts to sit down, but blanket knocks her down in a rugby tackle-like motion into the fireplace. Much mirth.

6) Myself being accosted at local gym by male receptionists. Told me they like a girl with an accent but then called me a foreigner. Don't know what to say to that really.

7) Have had no couches for first week due to old ones being rotten and waiting on replacements. Have been sat on floor all week like peasants.

Apologies for the most boring blog I have possibly written, but stay tuned for our London adventures.

LOVE YOU
toodles xx